Now you listen to me, I’m an advertising man, not a red herring. I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don’t intend to disappoint them all by getting myself “slightly” killed.
Sexual Dummy? Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky have JUST THE TIPS for You!
Guide from the creators of SEX CRIMINALS will change how you do sex
Click through and download the PDF. It has caused me to laugh too hard. I’ve learned everything I know about making love from Matt and Chip, and now you can too.
This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.
It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.
I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.
I was just brainstorming, don’t judge.
Somebody check on Britney before she shaves her head again.
Steal her look: André Leon Talley on tennis court
Dior Homme Beige Ribbed Beanie Hat: $111
Dior Homme classic polo shirt: $165
Wilson tennis racket: $169
Rolex Day-Date President White Gold - Fluted Bezel: $30, 380
Louis Vuitton fur mink monogram scarf: $2,000+
Steal her look
You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.
“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.
“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.
I need to adopt a cat so that I can do this soon.
If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.